Hello, my name is Félix Martin. I study Geography in the University of Chile. I work as a packager at Lider Puente Alto and I have THE MOST beautiful girlfriend in the world. At the moment she is a little sick, so she seems like a zombie, but BELIEVE me, she is really PRETTY. Today she had a terrible craving for human flesh, she almost ate a cashier, so we had to take her to the Morgue for lunch. Her favorite parts were Bolivian ears, Peruvian tongues and Chilean back.  This was a typical day in my job.

PS: believe me, she is like a zombie princess.

Yours faithfully, F.E MARTIN.